Dying of boredom in solitary confinement, I risked my life to watch a movie yesterday in the ever so convenient SM Marikina. I was so excited to see Watchmen, that I shelled out an extra Php 150.00 so my housemaid can watch John Lloyd while I was in the cinema. I must say that I was utterly disappointed in myself for not liking Watchmen. I could see the potentially good narrative, but I was just too overburdened by the story and had too little of action sequences. I expected to pee in my pants the same way I peed in Iron Man and Matrix 1, but I was utterly disappointed.

I left the movie after hitting the 2 hour mark. I almost never walk out of movies, however bad they may be. I do not know why, but my patience was tested yesterday, and I am sure I missed out on the pay-off in the last forty minutes of the film.

Friends, how much did I miss in Watchmen?

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I have spent the last two days shopping and spending the last remnants of my February salary. (I have filed for indefinite unpaid leaves until I am able to get back to work.) I have been buying wigs, make-up, and crafts materials. One might guess that I am starting a career in drag. Buying crazy things that I like for absolutely no reason somehow comforts me as I anticipate the end of my world as I know it.

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I will be shaving my head this weekend! I have never been hairless since I started growing head hair, but I need to be prepared for my profound hairlessness over the next few months. On the bright side, I can become Ongina in RuPaul's Drag Race.

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My house and my room are a total mess right now. I am unable to get up and clean things myself, and I find it frustrating to be directing the housemaid (whose IQ peaks at the number of my age) as to where to put things. As such, I am living in sheer disarray.

My house is so cluttered now, I am praying that by some miracle of God I am able to contact my ever favourite housemaid whom we lost after she changed numbers during a vacation in her province.

I need a housemaid with a functioning brain! Please, anybody have housemaids with relatives looking for a job?