In my last ditch effort at becoming a human being, I am blackmailing everyone to donate something to my chosen charities. In exchange for every pledge posted in the Comments Section below, we will strike a deal with God to lessen my pain during chemotherapy. (Not that we need to bribe God, but this is a pretty interesting way to get help for others.) So, Bitches, give something significant to these charities, or I will remember your name every single time I experience an inconvenience during chemotherapy. I will personally gouge your eyes out as soon as I am over this fucking cancer. Choz.

Please post in the Comments Section if you are in on the game. (Sample posting: "Count me in!" or "I'd like to donate something!" or "Come and get it, you cancer-stricken bitch!" Choz.)

You may donate cash, used (but fabulous) clothes, accessories, food, and other comforts to the following groups.

1. Kythe Cancer Foundation (They help children battling cancer.)
2. Golden Gays Home (They help aged gay men and transgender women who have no homes and no families.)

Do not hesitate to beg from your friends and family, and I strongly suggest you do this with my picture in your hand. I am almost certain that a picture of me looking ravishing will convince them to shell put something. Chozams.

Please let me know when and where I can pick up anything you may have collected from your wallet, your closet, and your refrigerator. I will make arrangements so we can collect your donations in the most convenient way possible.

I will contact you personally to confirm your pledge. I am looking forward to your support.

Now is not the time to be stingy! Give so that I may live!